The 🇺🇦 United Empire 🇺🇦 of Obvile Kiatopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jefferson XIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.458 billion Kiatopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitola. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Obvillese economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 264,060 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Obvillese novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Jefferson XIII, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Obvile Kiatopia's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Obvile Kiatopia is ranked 285,441^st in the world and 327^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 2.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.